Enochian Dirty Talk

ameliacarina:

how do you say ‘please talk to me more i crave your company’ to someone without sounding like a creep

i-am-funnier-in-enochian:

she-ranger-fromthenorth:

Well excuse me.


Ned the piemaker

i-am-funnier-in-enochian:

she-ranger-fromthenorth:

Well excuse me.

Ned the piemaker

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Right now, there’s a contest going on. One download = one entry for a Xbox raffle!

arrafrost:

indecentdrawer:

if someone is mean to you, don’t be mean back. talk to them, get to know them, be good friends, find out all the kinds of books/movies/tv series they love

then spoil it

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livebloggingmydescentintomadness:

a moment of silence for all the crazy sex Dean and Cas would have already had if Supernatural was on HBO

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Today this couple gave a French presentation at my school and at the end someone asked him how they met and he said, “I was on a retreat at a mediation center in France when we met. She didn’t speak any English and I didn’t speak any French, but since we couldn’t really talk anyway that was okay” and basically it’s the cutest fucking thing I’ve ever heard.

  • mom: *gets into car*
  • me: *violently shakes door handle until mom unlocks car*
ollygollymolly:

hurleyquinn:

mishas-dick:

Feeling down? Here.. have a Misha Smile.

Is it bad I smiled back?

Nope that’s the point

ollygollymolly:

hurleyquinn:

mishas-dick:

Feeling down? Here.. have a Misha Smile.

Is it bad I smiled back?

Nope that’s the point

clouds-of-time:

badluckchick:

What if when we pooped we pooped mini versions of yourself. And they swim in the toilet screeching.

Its time for you to get off tumblr

Clint Barton is lost and confused.